"sex is nice, but your company is a lot better."
"in heaven, i will sing your praises, my sweet angel of mercy."
"you've been worn by more men than thrift store underwear."
"i've never seen you sad in the presence of a full glass of beer."
"it's easier to overlook your religion since i've pretty much been hoping to have sex with you since day one."
SOMETHING POSITIVE!
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