10. Now the smoke alarms go off automatically when it's your turn to use the lab.

9. No matter how hard you try, you can't help but down the alcohols used during experiments.

8. The lab assistant forces you to carry out your experiments on rubber mats in a plexi-glass dome.

7. You brought a bottle of Chivas on the day the experiment involved alcohol.

6. Even before you enter the lab, all the test tubes and beakers have already been broken in advance.

5. Your synthesis of benzoic acid resulted in the hospitalization of your entire class.

4. You've been guilty of causing the mass evacuation of your town.

3. "Hey guys, check this out! I can stuff the whole block of lithium up my nose!"

2. You used the magnetic stirrer as a makeshift turntable.

1. The Chemistry teacher keeps dropping brochures for business degrees on your desk.