the stress is getting palpable
(not least on this blog)
therefore:

Loudon Wainwright III - Final Exam

Get on the stick and start to cram
It's almost time for your final exam
You don't want to flunk like a fool
And you don't wanna have to go to summer school

Summer school, summer school
(Oh! oh)

(Final exam, final exam
Almost time for your final exam)

If you don't pass you might as well be dead
You got to remember what your teacher said
With flying colors you just gotta come through
'Cause you mother and your father, they're counting on you

They're counting on you
They're counting on you

(Final exam, final exam
Almost time for your final exam)

-guitar solo-

(Final exam, final exam
Almost time for your final exam)
Rack your brains, bite your nails
Nobody's gonna love someone who fails
You know the pressure is on now
You know it, so it the heat
You're under the gun, feel free to cheat

C'mon, feel free to cheat
Cheat like they do in Westpoint!

(Final exam, final exam
Almost time for your final exam)

Final exam!
(aahhhhh.... almost time for your final exam!)
Get out your blue book!
(aahhhhh.... almost time for your final exam!)
Get out your number 2 pencil baby!
(aahhhhh.... almost time for your final exam!...)


inspirational stuff, wherever westpoint is. =]

incidentally loudon wainwright iii has a song called 'rufus is a tit man'.
i went to have a look at the lyrics... i conclude that mr purvis has interesting taste.