hAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats damn funnyy

to be posted to a very inactive blog.

we are dying!

CNN.com - Student suspended over call from mom in Iraq - May 6, 2005

your What Is Wrong With America link of the moment.

HELLO im so sian
n haha act our class blog is q FARNIE
i thot today's gp lesson was rellie nice
i cant stop thinking abt it
as in abt the lesson.. not abt the nietszhe thingey i cant rellie rmb stuffs
o yes bdsm theory

siannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>=)

i like sophieee!!!!!!!!!!
suddenly having tender feelings towards the little boarder HAHAHA

What not to say when you lan-lan hear the nee-nor, nee-nor behind you and see the flashing light in your mirror.

1. Sorry, officer. I’m still not used to this car, because I just stole it only.
2. Licence? Since when need licence, ah?
3. Really? That means you were also traveling at that speed to catch up with me, so… that means you were also speeding, lah.! Eh, you got saman yourself, not? Otherwise, not fair, mah! Eh, how can like that?
4. Can you hold my beer while I find my driving license?
5. I’m not drunk! I’m… special.
6. Stop sign? Tsk, I can’t see anything without my bleddy specs!
7. Sorry, I’ve tied up my boss in the trunk and I was just in a hurry to go and buy some cement before the shop closes, lah.
8. Why was I speeding? Aiyah, because I didn’t see you in time, mah!
9. What detergent you use to get your uniform so white, ah?
10. I was speeding, officer, because this cocaine needs to be delivered by noon.
11. Eh? I thought I oreddy paid off my MP so this sort of thing wen happen?
12. Speeding? Cannot be, mah! I’m too drunk to speed!
13. It’s okay, officer. I’m personally teaching this dog how to drive.
14. Speeding? Don’t bluff! Eh, let’s ask someone for a second opinion!
15. How come you stop me? I wasn’t speeding, I was only driving at 5 km/h, what!
16. I was going at 140 km/h?! Talk cock! It was at least 160, man!
17. I’m in a hurry to get to DBS and take out all my stuff from my safety deposit box before they destroy it.
18. (after winding down the window) Can I get two cheeseburgers and 1 Coke?
19. Sorry for speeding, but I got an appointment with your wife, lah.
20. Thanks, officer! I’m going to tell everyone how fair you traffic policemen are! You’re the fourth officer this week to let me off with just a warning!

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10. Now the smoke alarms go off automatically when it's your turn to use the lab.

9. No matter how hard you try, you can't help but down the alcohols used during experiments.

8. The lab assistant forces you to carry out your experiments on rubber mats in a plexi-glass dome.

7. You brought a bottle of Chivas on the day the experiment involved alcohol.

6. Even before you enter the lab, all the test tubes and beakers have already been broken in advance.

5. Your synthesis of benzoic acid resulted in the hospitalization of your entire class.

4. You've been guilty of causing the mass evacuation of your town.

3. "Hey guys, check this out! I can stuff the whole block of lithium up my nose!"

2. You used the magnetic stirrer as a makeshift turntable.

1. The Chemistry teacher keeps dropping brochures for business degrees on your desk.